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"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

Tall soldier asking a short man with a lamp on his head to light his pipe

"Wow, another rat."

Laga Lamp.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Cross Umbrella

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

Replacement Lighthouse

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.