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"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

AA Meeting Here Today

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Replacement Lighthouse

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Lighthouse switch

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

Larvae Lamps.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"How much do you tip your genie?"

End of crisis