Lamp Collecting Gifts

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

AA Meeting Here Today

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Lighthouse switch

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

Replacement Lighthouse

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

Larvae Lamps.

"Baby, I dig a big boned gal."

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"How much do you tip your genie?"