Collecting Lamps Gifts

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

Tall soldier asking a short man with a lamp on his head to light his pipe

"Wow, another rat."

Laga Lamp.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Cross Umbrella

Replacement Lighthouse

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Spot Light

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."