Collecting Lighthouses Gifts

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Replacement Lighthouse

'Lighting up again? That's a bad habit.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Lighthouse supplies...

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

Local Knowledge

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

A meeting on the pier

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"Delivery."

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

"It looks like burn out to me."

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

Moon and Lighthouse

Cola Observatory

"The foghorn is broken."

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.