Lighthouse Interest Gifts

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

Local Knowledge

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

A meeting on the pier

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

The Fuse

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Lighthouse

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Illuminating agricultural production

Replacement Lighthouse

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Delivery."

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement