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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

The Lemmings of Montauk

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

A meeting on the pier

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

Walking the dog.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"I call it angle-poise"

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

The beer idea.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.