Lighthouse Appreciation Gifts

A meeting on the pier

Local Knowledge

"Too crowded. Let's go."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Lemmings of Montauk

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Lighthouse

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Replacement Lighthouse

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"Delivery."

Beacon Theatre

No caption. (Two artists sit in front of a mountainous landscape. One artist frames a mountain with his fingers while the other frames the location with a Smartphone).

'And another thing - do you have to tell everyone that stupid line about our marriage being on the rocks?'