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A meeting on the pier

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Local Knowledge

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

The Lemmings of Montauk

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Walking the dog.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Lighthouse

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Replacement Lighthouse

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Delivery."

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

'And another thing - do you have to tell everyone that stupid line about our marriage being on the rocks?'

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse