Visiting Lighthouses T-Shirts

'We were just passing so....'

Local Knowledge

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

A meeting on the pier

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Replacement Lighthouse

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"Delivery."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Beacon Theatre

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Moon and Lighthouse

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

"The foghorn is broken."

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

"She's a rescue."