Lighthouse Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"She's a rescue."

Local Knowledge

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Tedious Romantic.

A meeting on the pier

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

The Fuse

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

You need a new reading light

Walking the dog.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Delivery."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

Moon and Lighthouse

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'