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Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

A meeting on the pier

The Lemmings of Montauk

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

How much for the lamp post?

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"Delivery."

Santa relaxes by Fire

Beacon Theatre

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Moon and Lighthouse

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"The foghorn is broken."

'Did you get fixed, too?'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"Well I think it looks nice"

"She's a rescue."

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

'Trick or Treat!'