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Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Tedious Romantic.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

A meeting on the pier

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Fuse

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Walking the dog.

You need a new reading light

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Illuminating agricultural production

'Thank goodness you're here!'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Delivery."

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.