Lighthouse Aficionados T-Shirts

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

Local Knowledge

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

The Lemmings of Montauk

A meeting on the pier

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Fuse

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Walking the dog.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

'Thank goodness you're here!'

How much for the lamp post?

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Delivery."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Beacon Theatre

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Moon and Lighthouse

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."