Lighthouse Aficionados Pillows

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

Local Knowledge

Hildegard von Bingen

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

The Lemmings of Montauk

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Fuse

A meeting on the pier

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

How much for the lamp post?

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Thank goodness you're here!'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Delivery."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

Moon and Lighthouse

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

"She's a rescue."