Lighthouse Admirer Pillows

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Local Knowledge

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Remarkably Richmond

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Pisa Hut.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Thank goodness you're here!'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

Pizza London Eye

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

"Delivery."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Leaning on a Lamp post

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

Private Willis