Candlelight Admirer Pillows

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

By candlelight...

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Teddy Roosevelt

The Fuse

Antiques

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

The days before television

Time Smoking a Picture.

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Thomas Hood.

Martin Folkes Esq.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"Special today: Reclining chair with one used husband."

'Wow! An old penny!'