Candlelight Lover Pillows

Camelabra

Before Electric Fences

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hildegard von Bingen

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

The beer idea.

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

Nocturne

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candles on Drum