Candlelight Lover Mugs

Camelabra

Before Electric Fences

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle Portraits.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Nocturne

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.