Candle Light Lovers Mugs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Edison: The Early Years,

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Candle Size

Candles on Drum

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candlelight

"Your candle has gone out."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

A drum covered in candles

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

The Invention of the Tea Light

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."