Candle Light Lovers Mugs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle Portraits.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Your candle has gone out."

Candles on Drum

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candlelight

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

The Invention of the Tea Light

A drum covered in candles

Happy Holidays: Peace children.