Candle Aficionados Mugs

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle Portraits.

Hildegard von Bingen

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candles on Drum

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

A drum covered in candles

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.