Candle Aficionados Gifts

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Your candle has gone out."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candle Size

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candles on Drum

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

A drum covered in candles

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'