Candles Aficionado Gifts

Doing Yoga with power outage

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle Portraits.

Hildegard von Bingen

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

José Saramago

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Your candle has gone out."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candle Size

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Candles on Drum

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'