Candle Aficionado Gifts

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

New from New York Candle Co.

A shopkeeper dealing with an irritating customer.

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Russell and Jennifer celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary with a lovely candle-lit dinner.

'First he was a successful salesman but then, the complaints killed him.'

'Don't look. You'll burn your eyes out.'

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

That bloke gets on my wick...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Candle Portraits.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

José Saramago

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Your candle has gone out."

Candle Size

Candles on Drum

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'