Candle Aficionado Pillows

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

New from New York Candle Co.

A shopkeeper dealing with an irritating customer.

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Russell and Jennifer celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary with a lovely candle-lit dinner.

'First he was a successful salesman but then, the complaints killed him.'

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

That bloke gets on my wick...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

José Saramago

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candles on Drum

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"Your candle has gone out."

Candle Size

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'