Candle Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The Fuse

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candles on Drum

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Man lighting ceiling candle

A drum covered in candles

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'