Candle Enthusiasts Gifts

'I told him smoking would stunt his growth.'

"How many times do I have to tell you I don't like it when you blow in my ear!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Candles on Drum

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'