Candle Lover Gifts

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.

God Jul

In the bleak midwinter

Elwin makes good use of his extraordinary abundance of earwax / A man has made candles from his earwax on his ears using them to read a book

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'I told you not to blow out the candle!'

"Power outages are fun because they feel like camping inside of social anarchy."

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I hope those candles are 'energy efficient'."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"Don't laugh, Ms. Perky. I've gotten shorter and saggier over time, but I'm still as hot as you."

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

Getting on your wick.

Man Holding Candle

A drum covered in candles

Candles on Drum

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'I'm afraid there's no shift working....However, we do offer 'wick-end work!'

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

Candle Portraits.

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

Factory Candle Outlet: Free flame with every candle purchase.

'Y'know, I came here long before there was all that modern technology!'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"My brother likes to party. He's a wild fire."

"Oh boy... My 39th Birthday... Yippee."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'YOur wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."