Candle Devotee Gifts

"Your candle has gone out."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Hildegard von Bingen

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Nocturne

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candlelight

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Candles on Drum

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

A drum covered in candles

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'