Candle Devotee T-Shirts

"Your candle has gone out."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Hildegard von Bingen

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Nocturne

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Candle Moment

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Candle Size

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candlelight

Candles on Drum

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

A drum covered in candles

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'