Collectible Candle Lover T-Shirts

"I'm at my wick's end with you!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Candlelight

Candles on Drum

"Your candle has gone out."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

A drum covered in candles