Collectible Candle Lover T-Shirts

"I'm at my wick's end with you!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Candle Moment

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Candlelight

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Your candle has gone out."

Candles on Drum

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1