Candle Magic Aficionado T-Shirts

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Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Candles on Drum

"Your candle has gone out."

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

A drum covered in candles

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'