Candle Enthusiast Gifts

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

'Bob, you gotta slow down. This burning at both ends is gonna kill you!'

Ye Old Candle Shop:Help Wanted - Must Work Wick Ends

'What happened? You and the wife having a fight?'

'Those candles were a stroke of genious, we'll save a fortune on the heating bill.'

'Dear, it's better to light a candle than curse the nation's crumbling electrical grid.'

"Him? Oh he's gone out for the night!"

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"Going out tonight?"

Socially Distanced Chanukah

Blackouts in Cuba

"According to new health and safety rules, you need to have a fire fighter present when you light this many candles."

Monk reads in bed using night light candle clipped to book.

Nonsense, Dad–you look fabulous!

Easter Island Candles.

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Mechanic's Aroma Therapy

Hanukkah Plans

"School just started...and Baldo's already asking for help."

Girl buying candles

"Oh no, I’ve got love candles."

"All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart's candles once and it was lovely."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'