Candlelight Enthusiast Gifts

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Does anyone have a light, please?

The Fuse

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

Blackouts in California

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle

Candles on a piano

Edison: The Early Years,

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Tedious Romantic.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Candle Moment

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candlelight

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Candle Size

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"Delivery."