Candlelight Enthusiast Prints

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Does anyone have a light, please?

The Fuse

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

Blackouts in California

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle

Candles on a piano

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Tedious Romantic.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Candle Size

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candlelight

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"Delivery."

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.