Candlelight Fanatic Gifts

'Ooops!'

Edison: The Early Years,

Candle Portraits.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Candle Moment

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Candles on Drum

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

A drum covered in candles

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'