Candlelight Connoisseur Gifts

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Nice restaurant hey?...Did I mention how lovely you look tonight?...'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Hurricane power outages

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.