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Hildegard von Bingen

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

Candle Moment

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candle Size

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

Man lighting ceiling candle

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'I see you've heard the news.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"