Candlelight Aficionado Gifts

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Candle Moment

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candle Size

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Man lighting ceiling candle

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'I see you've heard the news.'

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."