Candle Connoisseurs Gifts

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Hildegard von Bingen

Pastries and Candy

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candles on Drum

"Your candle has gone out."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.