Candle Lovers Gifts

In case of blackout break the glass

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Now that you've discovered fire, we could use some scented candles!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Candle Portraits.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Candles on Drum

"Your candle has gone out."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Candle Size

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Man lighting ceiling candle

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

The Invention of the Tea Light