Candle Lovers Gifts

In case of blackout break the glass

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'He may be gone, but his spirit is still with us.'

"Now that you've discovered fire, we could use some scented candles!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Edison: The Early Years,

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Easter Candy Island.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

"Your candle has gone out."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Candles on Drum

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

The Invention of the Tea Light