Candlelight Fanatic Pillows

'Ooops!'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Candle Moment

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Candles on Drum

"Your candle has gone out."

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

The Invention of the Tea Light

A drum covered in candles

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'