Candlelight Ambiance Lover Pillows

Edison: The Early Years,

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candles on Drum

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Candlelight

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

The two friends

A drum covered in candles