Candlelight Ambiance Lover Pillows

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candles on Drum

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Candlelight

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Isn't this romantic?'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

The Invention of the Tea Light