Candlelight Dinner Lover Pillows

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Heart to heart talk.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Champagne Charlie.

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.