Candlelight Dinner Enthusiast Pillows

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"What do you think of my new ad? Looking for long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, lots of cuddling, not a sports person." "So you're looking for a woman?"

'Cheer up. It's not every day that your father and I treat ourselves to a meal out.'

"What's the occasion? Candles, wine, that fancy dress? It's not like today's our anniv....oops!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Heart to heart talk.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

The Fuse

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.