Candlelit Dinner Enthusiast Pillows

"Sorry, sir. I'll see that your candle is lit immediately."

Give Up Your TV

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Edison: The Early Years,

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Heart to heart talk.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.