Candlelit Dinner Enthusiast Pillows

"Sorry, sir. I'll see that your candle is lit immediately."

Give Up Your TV

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Heart to heart talk.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

"If I were a car, you could find the words."