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This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"What do you think of my new ad? Looking for long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, lots of cuddling, not a sports person." "So you're looking for a woman?"

'Cheer up. It's not every day that your father and I treat ourselves to a meal out.'

"What's the occasion? Candles, wine, that fancy dress? It's not like today's our anniv....oops!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Heart to heart talk.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Romantic Frogs

The Fuse

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.