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'Isn't this romantic?'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Heart to heart talk.

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'How is everything at this table?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"I should have ordered a salad."

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'She'll have the salmon.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'