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Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Heart to heart talk.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Spinach Dating.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'A table for two?'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'Isn't this romantic?'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

"What are you doing?!"

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

Candlelit dinner.