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"This place caters to workaholics."

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Candlelit dinner.

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Heart to heart talk.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

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