Candlelight Dinners Gifts

"This place caters to workaholics."

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Candlelit dinner.

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Heart to heart talk.

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...